February 2012
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Just got a "Fan mail" message...
#Sarah9590 sending me some bday shouts… and it pissed me off I couldn’t post the dumbass gif response as usual… but the fact one of the 3 fonts to choose from was the Defeater font… and I got to type in it. Best unintentional bday present ever. Today rules.
xhomerunjackx asked: i love you man, happy birthday. got some goodies heading your way.
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January 2012
7 posts
just finished a delicious meal of fucking qdoba,...
coffeefashionfornicate:
eeewwww Chipotle, their lack of queso is beyond disappointing.
Life rides my back like a living hell.
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drunknbass: Why are you so bothered NOW? And GTFO... →
drunknbassblog:
Boo hoo! Marines are pissing on dead taiban and it’s some big problem? We want them to be crazy enough to get blown up everyday and kill people in Afghanistan like ants, some which are simple farmers that get handed a gun and shoved out in front and used as a shield. Can we really think that we…
So after coming in from a patrol… I hear about this noise… I...
The best mail drop I've ever gotten was waiting on...
And I can do nothing but laugh at the fact someone I’ve met only twice would send me a package so quick, yet I can’t even get a phone call from numerous friends while I’m home for 2 weeks. So thank you @pat @heather @bodybuilding.com @whoever the hell amy davis is @mom and dad, you all know how to send the best shit.
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December 2011
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Anonymous asked: does everyone your with have access to el internet?
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And in perfect Mansour fashion...
He just took what is quite possibly the most draining, backstabbing, most bullshit night/Christmas of my life… and made me go to bed on a happy note… Could care less about being overseas, but some shit went down in the past 24 hours… and I just give up… been wanting to vomit all fucking day over this shit. And then my buddy Mansour enters the tent, starts doing this...
beatuproadsign asked: Ok, so we were all sitting and talking and eating and Pat realized Aunt Paula had fallen asleep in the chair. So we all quietly gathered behind her and took the family photo (and I posted it on my Tumblr). Wish you were here! Merry Christmas!!
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The single best part about calling my Grandma, is...
Nanny: So, you wanna talk to Aunt Paula?
Me: Yea, sure put her on...
Nanny: PAULA!!!
Aunt Paula: *dishes breaking* WHAT!!!
Nanny: Bert's on the phone, he's in afghanistan, he wants to talk to you!
Aunt Paula: *cat hissing* Afghanistan!? Why!?
Nanny: JUST COME HERE, he wants to talk to you!
Aunt Paula: *grabs phone...* HEEYYYY sugar, how are YOUUU!
Me: I'm hanging in there...
Aunt Paula: Well shit Afghanistan huh? Fuck... send me a damn postcard...
The Bold and the Beautiful - Bane
So this is it.
How to handle rejection. →
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@KendallClark
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Things I'd rather be doing right now:
whatsupnathan:
Watching Breaking Bad
Playing League of Legends
Pizza
Making out
Watching Parks and Recreation
I HATE SCHOOL.
